Think of all the jobs!

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Rick Astley sings "Never Gonna Give You Up" at the 82nd Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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While I no reason to believe “Michael Kelso” from “That 70s Show” is an economic expert he is dead right with the fact that we have been and are being “punked” by the banks and those who are supporting them.

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Puzzled zookeepers in northern Japan have discovered the reason why their attempts to mate two polar bears kept failing: Both are female.

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This Ford Ranger truck has a nice paint job, the decals are flames. It also happens to be on fire.

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The price on the tag, is not the price you pay.

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There might be a reason you're the first person to have that idea.

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A man has been jailed for breaching the peace by singing Spiderpig from The Simpsons Movie at police officers. David Mullen was sentenced to three months for the incident and calling an officer "ginger" in a police van.

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Thanks chief, you really made my evening. I was just thinking a few days ago "wow it's been a while since anyone stuck a gun in my face" Then you came along like a soft breeze in the night. I think you did a pretty good job, however I could offer a few pointers.

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Some teenagers in Fort Lupton, Colorado violated the town's noise pollution ordinance, and the judge has come up with a creatively evil way of punishing them - forcing them to listen to Barry Manilow and Barney the Purple Dinosaur until they have nightmares. It's an "ear for an ear" in Colorado, I guess.

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